New worker...

We welcome <insert name> to LeeDavid Landscapes. <insert name> will be our laborer for the month of July then <insert name> will be jetting off to <insert vacation destination> for some fun and sun after a hard few weeks of work. <insert name> comes to us from <insert town>, where <insert name> is a <insert level of schooling> student. <insert name> enjoys long walks brochuring cars, great conversation at lunch, and site visits from Mom. <insert name>'s passions are rolling diesel beetles down mountains and wearing blue jeans on the hottest days of the year. <insert name> is a welcome part of our staff as we have run out of things to yell at <insert Hedi or Elton> for.

Welcome <insert name> and good luck!

We cannot reveal the identity of the person in this story because this person is fairly tall yet still under the age of majority in this jurisdiction.